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Normally used for a shorter man with at least a little stubble. Slight chubby or dad bod is usually sported by a scrongle. Very attractive and/or cute, (often not seen as conventionally hot or super model worthy by the general public.) Often seen as slightly off putting or weird, in the best sense possible.
Sometimes but not always referred to as a "poor little meow meow"
An example of a scrongle is the character Charlie Kelly in the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Or even his actor, Charlie Day
Normally used for a shorter man with at least a little stubble. Slight chubby or dad bod is usually sported by a scrongle. Very attractive and/or cute, (often not seen as conventionally hot or super model worthy by the general public.) Often seen as slightly off putting or weird, in the best sense possible.
Sometimes but not always referred to as a "poor little meow meow"
An example of a scrongle is the character Charlie Kelly in the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Or even his actor, Charlie Day
(When walking in supermarket)
Girl 1: Omg check out the Scrongle by the strawberries!
Girl 2: girlll you should go ask him out he's totally your type!
Girl 1: Omg check out the Scrongle by the strawberries!
Girl 2: girlll you should go ask him out he's totally your type!
by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022
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The ultimate in awesome-ness. It is cool with a hint of danger.
The ultimate in awesome-ness. It is cool with a hint of danger.
by chicknlickn September 14, 2010
Get the Scarness mug.A type of tennis hit. Can be used as both a noun and a verb. A scronch occurs when one player hits the tennis ball such that it lands at the feet of an opposing player. The scronch hit causes the opposing player to scramble around trying to hit the ball back.
Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.
Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.
1. noun
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!
2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!
2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.
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