Sandilands

The smelly bridge between anus and scrotum.

Kyle often wondered whether other men's sandilands were as resistant to soap as his.

Jeez, your breath smells like a tramp's sandilands.

by infidel castro October 26, 2008

Pecan Sandie

A variation of the Pecan. Before penetrating the vagina with one testicle, the girl shits on the ballsack. Soon after, the male thrusts one shitty ball into his companions awaiting hole.

She just asked for a Pecan, but since she just had eaten at Krystal, and it soon evolved into a Pecan Sandie.

by Luke and Kendall August 18, 2006

Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013

scandies

When a girl sends a picture of herself in her underwear.

EWWWWWW bella mello sent me scandies!

by 420trent July 9, 2016

scandispania

See spaindinavia for equivalent definition.

Woody: So ThE oThEr DaY I wEnT tO tHe ScAnDiSpAnIa......

Everyone Else: Wow you suck.

by Jordandijinz0rz November 7, 2004

Sandia

The name given to a large amount of organizations in the Albuquerque metro area.

Spansih for watermelon.
Name of the mountains overlooking Albuquerque due to the mountain's watermelon pink color at sunset.

Sandia Builders built our house.

by brman January 10, 2010

Scandinavian bullwhip

The act of shitting in a sock and beating someone with it. Commonly used as a form of sexual pleasure.

Yo! Make a Scandinavian bullwhip and hit me with it!

by They Call Me Tater. June 26, 2010