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sarasota pumpkin

When one guy is giving another guy oral sex while a lit candle is sticking out of his ass.
Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?
by tyler batemen August 9, 2008
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Sarasota Soufflé

A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.
Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."

Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"

Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."

Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."

Jerald, "Dude..."
by Teratoma April 16, 2010
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Sarasota sasquatch

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.
After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!
by Paper cut my taint March 17, 2012
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Sydney Salas

a girl who is ALWAYS with her boyfriend and forgets about everyone else who’s not him. she cries when she hasn’t seen him in 10 MINUTES 🙄 she’s so dependent on him that it’ll be a DiSaStEr when he breaks up with her. she always brags about everything that she has and then complains about those same things 10 seconds later... she thinks that her white rich boy lacrosse player boyfriend is her everything and her world when in reality it’ll probably just be another one of those relationships that fail in a couple of months 😂 once he breaks up with her or when he’s out of town she’ll come running back to her friends JUST because she’s bored... not because she loves you. sooooo don’t be like her if you want to be a good person, friend, and family member. hehe byeeeee

also don’t forget your friends like herrrr!!!
person 1: ugh do you know sydney salas... person 2: yea she’s such a brat who can’t tell the difference between a good decent person and a total jerk.
by no bitches allowed October 7, 2020
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Sara

Sara- the better way to spell it. No need for the silent 'h'. Sara means princess in Hebrew, therefore, Sara should be treated like a princess. Sara is hilarious and sexy. She's just like 1 of the bros, but she has a vajeen and tits
I was hanging with the bros and sara showed up, Breaking our sausage fest.
by God of yourself July 26, 2012
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sara

sara will you got to winter formal with me?
by obesemang December 8, 2010
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Sabastian

An amazing Awesome guy, who gives off the 'I don't care" vibe when you first meet them. However once they open up they are some of the sweetest and loyal people you will know. A big romantic too. Dark humor but can still make you laugh. They have some of the best laughs ever and their smile is so lovely and bright. They get attached so don't go breaking their delicate hearts. When you are with them you feel like you are the most speciel person in the world.
We all need a Sabastian in our lives.
by Sabastian's wife❤ December 14, 2020
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