Sammie

everybody thinks she's a bitch,

she's still trying to figure out if that's true

sammie.

by be.gay. August 20, 2019

sammich alert

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet

dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho

by neoconraisedliberal May 31, 2005

Sammich

Hillbilly slang for those who cannot speak correctly.

Here is you beer and sammich.... now make sure ya'll brushes that toothe before ya hit that thar sack

by Irishninja 01 April 17, 2011

sammich

The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.

An exhausted southern mother to her son:

Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.

N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.

by sahmad01 July 23, 2008

sammich

1. A sandwich that is extremely good.

2. What a Southerner calls a sandwich.

Honey-baked ham, roast beef, American AND Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and mustard on French bread! Down here, we calls this a sammich!

"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas

by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007

sammies

Womens breast that have extremely long gross nipples.

Rob: I had Ms. Warren over last night.
Vik: Did you see her boobs this time?
Rob: Yeah she had some sammies!
Vik: Ew gross.

by Phixxy January 25, 2011

SammieJO

Referring to a person being fisted, anally or vaginally

That douchebag needs to be SammieJO'd

by HardyHar December 15, 2008