Salmon Mist 

When one is going down on a lady friend and she quiefs, spraying a fishy mist all over his face.

Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.

Salmon Mist by j gilbert August 5, 2008

salmon run loop 

The perception that (despite much effort) no progress is actually being made as one attempts to struggle forward with one's life. From salmon run + (tape or film) loop; combining the difficultly encountered by salmon as they head upstream to spawn and the endless repetition of a film or tape loop.

Every month it was the same thing: a salmon run loop of cutting back on everything in order to keep up with the spiraling interest on the family's credit cards.

salmon run loop by maximo hudson June 26, 2009

salmon eggs 

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

salmon eggs by Sup98 April 7, 2015

salmon slap 

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

salmon slap by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

salmon roll 

when your girlfriend is pregnant you masturbate and cum in her vagina

" hello welcome to Wang's sushi bar would you like a salmon roll"

salmon roll by sha-neigh-neigh May 24, 2008

salmon helmet 

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

salmon helmet by Destroy89 June 11, 2006

Salmon meringue 

That white goo that cums out of certain women's vaginas or the dried residue from it on her underwear.

"Could I please have the meat taco entree with a side of salmon meringue?"

Salmon meringue by sploogio July 20, 2006