by Taco Ruxin June 29, 2010
Get the sub firtado mug.In 2001A.D., a new species of man/woman was discovered in the southern region of California, Orange county. This mutant species wasn’t found by scientists, there were discovered by lending institutions. This new species is called, “Sub-Primate,” and they’re direct descendants of all who are Nigger Rich.
Huddled in apartment complexes throughout the region, the species began growing in vast numbers due to attractive lease incentives offered by their local Audi, BMW, Infinity, Lexus, and Mercedes Benz dealerships. Basking in the “Ohhhs and Ahhhs” of being seen in their leased chariots, the Sub-Primates began to yearn for more out their meager existence.
One evening, while acting like they actually had two pennies to rub together down at the local Starbucks, Sub-Primates from the Ladera Ranch Tribe overheard some grunts and cackles of the Aliso Viejo Tribe. These grunts and cackles told a story of how a 28 year old Blockbuster employee, without a high school diploma, $6.15 in his savings account opened by his grandmother when he was born, wearing low-rider wigger pants, just walked into a bank, gave some guy a dollar, and now owns a million dollar home for a payment of just $2.00 more than the lease payment on his BMW 745I.
Soon after what was to be just another evening of nursing one Expresso Roast for 6 hours, entire apartment complexes were vacated, $20 million dollar homes were being erected, and life, as we once knew it, became a scene out of the great film Idiocracy. And just like in the movie, the Sub-Primates were content, wandering through life aimlessly and shamelessly, looking forward to the sequel of the movie, “Ass.”
The moral to this story, as well as the Sub-Primate species is simply this: If you don’t have a fucking dollar to your name, don’t go out and buy anything! If someone is working at Blockbuster, McDonalds, Del Taco, they can’t afford a fucking million dollar home. If you loan money to these fuckers, you should be hunt down and executed with extreme prejudice. If you purchase land, build houses, and sell to these fuckers (William Fucking Lyon), then you can go the fuck broke, and don’t even think of greasing D. C.’s palms for fucking handouts. And as speculated, when 2010 rolls around, when real estate will begin to balance out, maybe someone won’t be on the take like fucking George W. Bush and his crony’s!
Carls Jr., FUCK YOU!
Huddled in apartment complexes throughout the region, the species began growing in vast numbers due to attractive lease incentives offered by their local Audi, BMW, Infinity, Lexus, and Mercedes Benz dealerships. Basking in the “Ohhhs and Ahhhs” of being seen in their leased chariots, the Sub-Primates began to yearn for more out their meager existence.
One evening, while acting like they actually had two pennies to rub together down at the local Starbucks, Sub-Primates from the Ladera Ranch Tribe overheard some grunts and cackles of the Aliso Viejo Tribe. These grunts and cackles told a story of how a 28 year old Blockbuster employee, without a high school diploma, $6.15 in his savings account opened by his grandmother when he was born, wearing low-rider wigger pants, just walked into a bank, gave some guy a dollar, and now owns a million dollar home for a payment of just $2.00 more than the lease payment on his BMW 745I.
Soon after what was to be just another evening of nursing one Expresso Roast for 6 hours, entire apartment complexes were vacated, $20 million dollar homes were being erected, and life, as we once knew it, became a scene out of the great film Idiocracy. And just like in the movie, the Sub-Primates were content, wandering through life aimlessly and shamelessly, looking forward to the sequel of the movie, “Ass.”
The moral to this story, as well as the Sub-Primate species is simply this: If you don’t have a fucking dollar to your name, don’t go out and buy anything! If someone is working at Blockbuster, McDonalds, Del Taco, they can’t afford a fucking million dollar home. If you loan money to these fuckers, you should be hunt down and executed with extreme prejudice. If you purchase land, build houses, and sell to these fuckers (William Fucking Lyon), then you can go the fuck broke, and don’t even think of greasing D. C.’s palms for fucking handouts. And as speculated, when 2010 rolls around, when real estate will begin to balance out, maybe someone won’t be on the take like fucking George W. Bush and his crony’s!
Carls Jr., FUCK YOU!
Hey Biff, there goes another Sub-Primate out of Coto in a U-Haul. I heard that wigger looking mother fucker just got foreclosed on. What did you expect, fucker rents me movies down at Blockbuster.
by Fake Hate August 1, 2008
Get the Sub-Primate mug.A bass driven sub genere of UK garage, also known as 8 bar, founded in 2002 and originally pioneered by the black ops crew.
by Lee Rees January 20, 2004
Get the sub lo mug.a very small suburb. with hardly anything in it. no resturants, or anything like that...but it has a bar and gas station.
also a nickname for minnesota city
also a nickname for minnesota city
" yo man where u at?"
"i'm in the sub sub man"
"what the fuck is that"
"remember that big hole in the ground you passed, that where it is"
"i'm in the sub sub man"
"what the fuck is that"
"remember that big hole in the ground you passed, that where it is"
by Slang Confucious August 10, 2006
Get the sub sub mug.n. A non resident dj that hangs out at the weekly club night accompanied by records. A sub-resident is self apointed if he wishes after 40 non concecutive weeks at the club at his/her discretion. The sub-resident is usualy down with the crew at the club so he always gets to go behind the decks.
by Carlos dj Csquared November 25, 2004
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Get the sub-dood mug.The act of going to a Subway store every Wednesday, also because it's so fantastic it can be used to describe anyhting cool!
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