Ricer

Ricer =

usually 16-24 years old, that spend more money untastefully modding a car, than its even worth. e.g humongous aluminum/fiberglass spoiler, cheap, oversized fiberglass bodykit, "clear" rear lights, obnoxious exhaust and oversized exhaust tip, 500 sponsor decals/stickers of performance parts they dont even own, flame vinyls/paint, etc etc

not a ricer: tasteful/light body modifications which maintain the car's "sleeper" look, more money invested into the engine rather than aesthetics

1. i put a coffee can exhaust, alteeza lights, and an aluminum spoiler on my moms ' 98 civic ( with automatic transmission), i shift into neutral at red lights and rev it up so people will thing i have a manual, i peel out so much im replacing my tires every 6 months, i was too cheap to buy real rims, but my shiny hubcaps are so cool, my oversized body kit is so big, i need 2 lanes to myself, i drive by highschools reving and burning rubber so the girls will think im cool, my car is lowered so much, i cant make it over a speedbump, i rev at every car at a redline, accelerate as fast as i can to the next light thinking im racing, when the other guy wasnt even paying attention, i put the "vtec" badge on so everyone will think my civic is "high performance" , my cold air intake triples my horsepower, horsepower is better than torque, i drive up to the local hangouts with my rap music bumpin', my bass is set so high, it gives my whole body a massage, i think everyone is checking out my ride, but theyre just thinking how retarded i look, i have a low self image, so i use my car to get attention, i put NOS and Spacrco decals on my ride, so i can be like the fast and furious guys/gurls, even though i dont even use NOS, and my my seats are stock, i say my ride is turbocharged and makes 200HP so i can sound like i know alot about car mechanics, but i wont take it to the track becuase i know it will take me 9 1/2 seconds to reach 60mph, my spoiler is so heavy, it lowers the back of my car another inch, but i think it makes me go faster yeah thats me, im a ricer!

by silencewillnotsaveyou September 9, 2004

gooch river

When you have an uncomfortable trickle of sweat along your gooch.....

Hot weather in jogging trousers.....man i have gooch river!

by Chris Daniels March 21, 2006

Wang-Hee River

Another way of saying 'Huang He River.' River loacted in China. Wang-Hee pronounced because of the hilarious name. River also called the 'Yellow River.'

Ms. Hee: The Huang He River was an important part of China.
Trevor: AHAHAHHAH
Brandon: HAHHAHAH
Trevor: WANG-HEE RIVER!

by Mike Davis III October 23, 2005

low-rider

Youth of the sort who used to drive slowly in vehicles modified to ride close to the ground; usually Mexican-American types

The low-riders drove up and down Whittier Boulevard, "For Your Love" blasting from their radios.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

riterall

a combination of ritalin and adderall, typically cut into a fine powder so that it may be easily consumed through the nose via "snorting"

dennis: wow frank, that riterall is doing some crazy things to you. got any more?
frank: does a bear sh!t in the woods?
dennis: well then, cut up a few rails, i'm blasting of!!!

by chuckles12345 December 29, 2009

eastside river rat

lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east Toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on myspace or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or horny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.

Did you see that eastside river rat tryin to hook-up with Timmy last night at Frankies?

by Ih8losers June 3, 2010

mississippi river poop

when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river

dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.

by texastornados June 4, 2011