Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.

Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.

by indierockranger April 28, 2010

L ride

Driving around and smoking a blunt

" yo lets go on an L ride"

by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003

moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

mc ride

The god amongsnt men. Also the lead singer of the hip-hop band called Death Grips. He's very angry

MC Ride is fucking pissed!!!!!
Oh shit i'm feeling it!

by Siika December 26, 2017

Pussy-riding

It means when a female sucks up to another female for what ever reasons or when a male is sucking up to a female.

Jane: OMG Kate your outfit is so cute I love the designs and everything it goes well with your eyes and hair
Kate: Jane.........stfu stop pussy-riding jeez
Jane: How am I pussy riding????
Kate: ur sucking up to me because you know I get my true best friend awesome gifts like Puma shoes or Fenty Beauty or even concert tickets
Jane:..........oh okay
Kate: oh okay my ass gtfo out my face pussy-riding ass

by shady_bissshhh16 October 5, 2017

Riding redneck

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.

I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017

Ride of Tools

Three or more cyclists riding together while wearing lycra or spandex

"Look, here comes/there goes a ride of tools"

"Oh, watch out!, there's a 'ride of tools' up ahead"

by Betty Spaghetti August 8, 2012