Readgasm

noun. Similar to "eargasm", a readgasm is a physical response reached when ones eyes feast upon handsome literature.

"How was the book?"
"When Katniss did a funeral for Rue I readgasmed."
"So, in other words, it was excellent."

by snowtigger14 December 4, 2012

Reading Each others Books

to stare at male or female genitalia

Reading each others books would be a highly uncomfortable

by wETPANCE2000 February 28, 2017

Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

by Dummydum November 27, 2020

Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male

Not a good idea…

It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.

by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023

chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.

Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!

by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019