Pimple Junkie

Person (usually a woman and/or relative) who, at the sight of someone's pimple, can not help themselves but to bust the pimple. The pimple junkie will often nag until the pimple-prone person will let them bust the zit.

Mother : Oh my goodness what a huge zit on your your face! Come here so I can bust it.

Son : No mom... You are such a pimple junkie!

by Saku11 November 14, 2011

Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.

"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."

by sans panties April 14, 2014

Purple Popsicle Syndrome

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

Purple Line

When two or more people are mentally connected and are capable to undesranding what the other is thinking.

When me and Nikki both said the same thing at the same time, we were connected by the purple line.

by Haon2099 October 22, 2017

Purple Santa

The street name for Albus Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Yo, Minerva? Did you hear Purple Santa drop his mixtape at the Three Broomsticks? That shit was hotter than dragon's breath

by JancyBrew April 21, 2018

purple rhombus

The Purple Rhombus is a god, always protecting it's followers, and abolishing non believers.

For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus

Person a: Do you worship the Purple Rhombus?
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.

The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down

by Kirbbaebi July 10, 2018

purple grape

Thanos

That’s how to use it ^ (Thanos the purple grape)

by Thanos TheGRAPE August 8, 2019