Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.

Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

procrastibitching

when you procrastinate getting some bitches.

afterbeforelife always procrastibitches. procrastibitching

by JIMMY A HOE February 19, 2022

Procrastibated

To masturbate instead of work

Tanner procrastibated In the parking lot

by Notme47 March 29, 2022

procrasticake

when you bake a cake to procrastinate on another task

"I was so stressed for my midterm, I made procrasticake. Would you like some?"

by janeclam June 20, 2022

procrasti-cation

It is a self-preservation behavior triggered by feeling overworked. It happens when the number of tasks you need to complete for work exceeds the amount of time spent at work and you begin taking work home just to keep up. You hit a mental wall and procrastinating doing the work outside normal work hours becomes the only break you allow yourself to take.

They allowed themselves a short procrasti-cation by searching for the perfect shortbread recipe before responding to work emails before going to sleep.

by Lookingforsomethingbetter July 27, 2022

procrastaforgot

When you procrastinate on something so hard for so long that you forget it was ever a thing.

I found a bunch of parts for a project I procrastaforgot about while cleaning.

by Alderin October 2, 2022

Procrastibake

v. Making banana bread.

45 minutes ago: Wow, those bananas are brown and disgusting.

Now: Wow, this banana bread is delicious! Thanks, I meant to eat them a week ago. I procrastibaked!

by Earl Anderson January 29, 2023