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Pretendo

The game system that a small child is *actually* playing, as opposed to one that they *think* they are playing, when you give them a controller that is not connected to anything.
Player 1: Jane, come over and we can gank some scrubs on Call of Duty!
Player 2: I don't think so Wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn't get to play.
Player 1: Don't worry about that, she's like, 4. I can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!
by Chef Dionysus2 November 16, 2013
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pretendous

(adj) Ridiculously expensive

Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.
"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town
by aaronak November 7, 2004
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pretend shoes

Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
by thatbastard December 2, 2009
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pretendsident

The former president was amazing. The person holding that position currently didn’t even get half the popular vote; he’s a pretendsident.
by SpanielMom September 10, 2018
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Pite Me

An autistic way of saying Fight me and Bite me at the same time. Saying this will usually end up in people thinking you're weird or gay.
"Pite Me man, PITE ME!!"
"Shutup man your so autistic!"
by Lord of Urban Dictionary September 26, 2019
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lez-pretending

pretending to be a lesbian for attention in order to attract straight men who are aroused by girl-on-girl action
- i didn't know you were a lesbian

- I'm not a lesbian, I was just lez-pretending
by felix9898 May 18, 2010
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pretendica

Weed that looks like dank bud, but doesn't get you that high.
This shit is pretendica.
by zulu June 16, 2003
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