The game system that a small child is *actually* playing, as opposed to one that they *think* they are playing, when you give them a controller that is not connected to anything.
Player 1: Jane, come over and we can gank some scrubs on Call of Duty!
Player 2: I don't think so Wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn't get to play.
Player 1: Don't worry about that, she's like, 4. I can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!
Player 2: I don't think so Wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn't get to play.
Player 1: Don't worry about that, she's like, 4. I can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!
by Chef Dionysus2 November 16, 2013
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Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.
Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.
Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...
2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.
3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...
2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.
3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
by thatbastard December 2, 2009
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