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Jesus Pose 

A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.
Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro
Jesus Pose by TRANCER92 January 24, 2012

T pose tuesday 

T pose tuesday is a day that we get to celebrate the death of Jesus by t posing like he did on the cross.
Person 1: Today is T pose tuesday, you must t pose to respect Jesus.
Person 2: Oh thank you, I almost forgot to do that today!
T pose tuesday by wubzsucks June 13, 2018

crunch pose 

when you have done something lucky or

you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be
i just scored with this girl that was way out of my league but she was drunk..crunch pose
crunch pose by onithekid October 17, 2010
when teenage boys haven’t come out of the closet yet 🙂
person 1: what are those guys doing?
person 2: the T-pose, I think they’re trying to attract the men.
person 1: ohh, that explains everything.
T-pose by allysworld443 December 24, 2018

meta-pose 

The pose of despising posers.
If you aren't going to the Concert of the Year because you're too broke, agoraphobic, or datelesss, you can always meta-pose, i.e. sneer & say, "that scene was a lot more happenin' before the posers got to it."
meta-pose by TiJean April 1, 2009
A weird thing the emo kids at my school decide to do because they suck (EMO IS BAD)
Emo kid Josh: Hey Carrie
Normal kid Carrie Oh hey Jo- why are you like doing that
Emo kid Josh: It's just my T pose
T pose by Normal-kidTerry February 12, 2019