Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005

Fuck the police

a term used to display an utter disdain for not only the police but all forms of authority.

dude that chick cop is hot she makes me wanna fuck the police

by big mutha fckin d September 16, 2007

PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome)

The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.

Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."

by Willy March 21, 2005

Drink police

A person among a group of friends who ensures that everyone has had their dose of alcohol. It's always good to have a booze bouncer while the drink police is around.

Dude 1: "So how is school going?"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"

by Da Vin Chee January 19, 2010

Red Pen Police

People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.

-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --

Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*

by jazuuk November 7, 2012

fun police

The part of IT associated with ensuring that nobody has any fun, mainly because they are a bunch of wet towels who are full of spite and don't want anybody else to have fun because they aren't getting any.

Fingers:"Hey Fortress, can I have YouTube access?"
Fortress: "No, that would be fun. Get back to work, robot!"
Fingers: "Damn fun police!"

by 3nigm@ March 8, 2010

Tokyo Police Club

Badass indie pop-rock band hailing from Newmarket, Ontario, Canada (best country ever). Tokyo Police Club consists of four members: Greg Alsop (drums), Josh Hook (guitar), Dave Monks (vocals, bass), and Graham Wright (keyboards). They play a pretty good live show, too.

Tokyo Police Club play killer music. My fave song is The Harrowing Adventures of...

by niiire May 16, 2010