baltimore polytechnic institute

A high school in Baltimore MD, built way before i was even born, with a principal who has set the Guinness Book of World Record for the Biggest Waste of Alumi Funding. It is a classic example of any high school: terrible bathrooms, mystery meat for lunch, the heat works in the summer while the air works in the winter. It's all there, bundled up into what some consider "The Best School in Baltimore City". I attended this ancient hell and wish to never go there again.

PS. There are some worthwhile people, as there is such a thing as a good person going to hell.

Dude #1: I can't stand goin to poly....why da hell they spend dat money on those star buck's chairs...and those dumb ass tables we keep breakin!!!

Dude #2: Baltimore Polytechnic Institute is indeed hell.

Dude #3: Imagine if it were only dudes here.

Dude #1 and #2: Shut up, dats not funny.

by Crono The College Freshman June 26, 2007

politely declines

a facebook status to be a smartass. a bitch move. usually followed by a smiley face.

Insert First and Last Name Here politely declines :)

by declining politely April 12, 2009

polterghost

A cross between a poltergeist and a ghost.

Dan thought he saw a polterghost at work and pissed his pants.

by evilgoat December 14, 2014

poleates

The systematic movements and exercises that a stripper uses when performing with a pole.

Cindy the stripper's best act is when she does her poleates routine.

by Rocco OBrien July 29, 2007

polterguest

House guests that are a nightmare to house, tolerate or entertain. Someone visiting from out of town soon to be an "ex" friend, relative or other.

When is he going back to LA? He's such a polterguest.

by KevenHester May 24, 2008

white-polite

assonant for Greek "hoi polloi", i.e. the common people: these are affluent ex-urban Euros, Amer/Can/Aus/Kiwi etc, who, because they have some nice hedge-funds & pricey real-estate, can patronise the indigent and disadvantaged at a distance by throwing money and prosey faux-Christian liberal doctrine at them. Most have never even SEEN the inside of a soup-kitchen live, let alone EATEN in one voluntarily.

A:My Godess! Cousin Brianna's parents gave her a new Prius as a graduation present, so she could do bread-runs for the food coop.

B: Okay, that's it.... we've lost our sister to the white-polites.

by tumor humour January 6, 2010

poleted

To be deleted by Polina the maid.

'OMG polina just poleted me, roflcopter!'

by Cradge Jockstrap Skidmark August 7, 2008