Piss whore 

A woman, usually submissive, who loves a man to spray her with hot piss. She will often open her mouth, stick out her tongue, and allow him to piss directly into her mouth. She will then usually gargle it and spit it out, but the best piss whores will swallow it and thank him.

"Are you still with Janice?"
"Nah, I'm with Clarice now. She's a better piss whore."
"How's that?"
"She swallows it all and begs. She's so beautiful and I love her so much!"
"Congratulations! Good piss whores are wifey material!"
"I'm gonna marry that nasty cunt!"

Piss whore by Cumaddict September 27, 2017

Piss Artist 

Piss Artist

A savant of drinking, someone who makes it look like an art form, a true patron when it comes to sinking piss. Someone who can down 24 beers and carry on like a champion.

"Man Cory is such a Piss Artist he makes drinking an art form, he's way ahead of his time.

Piss Artist by Dr.Tipple September 27, 2018

piss shoes 

Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.

Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.

piss shoes by scumslug October 18, 2009

piss equity

The money an online poker player loses by running to the bathroom to pee during a session. True pros combat this by pissing into Gatorade bottles while continuing to play.

Noob: "I really had to pee, so I sat out on all of my tables for one minute and ran to the bathroom."

Pro: "You fish! Do you know how much piss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!"

piss equity by Kos13 March 29, 2011

Piss Face 

a rude, annoying asshole who thinks he's a hardass, bitches, moans and lies about everything in order to make friends. Pissfaces traditionally will lie about getting out in dodgeball, beat up children younger than them, cry often, lie about how much they party, say weird things to women, and wear clothing from wal mart with holes in them. They're often dirty and do dumbass things like play bloody knuckles or armwrestle women.They commonly are covered in muffling. Their natural habitat includes anywhere there are cigarettes or four wheelers. When a pissface is spotted it is encouraged to yell "sit down piss face!" and throw something at them. You can pissface-proof your home by keeping ample amount of literature in the home, having a male weighing at least 110 pounds around the house at all times, possessing plenty of soap, having a brick mail box, and digging holes in your yard and covering them with a blanket with leaves on top.

Piss Face! Everyone hates you!

Piss Face by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008

piss pancake 

A classic college dorm prank. A generous amount of urine is released into a plastic baggy, which is then sealed to prevent undesirable peepee leakage. The bag is then placed into a freezer just long enough to freeze into a solid sheet o' piss, at which point it is then ready to be utilized. The flat pancake shape of the piss ice allows it to easily be slid under a door, where it promptly melts and smells up the entire room with a hint o' piss.

"Yo I was sick of that dousche fuckin with my shit so i piss pancaked him hardcore. It smells like farm animal in his room now!"

piss pancake by jeter501 May 27, 2009

Piss in one's pocket 

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.

"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."

Piss in one's pocket by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004