Fried Pies

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Tractor Pies

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

Stinky Pierre

The act of taking a magazine cologne sample and wiping it on the person next to you, thus making him or her smell like a french whore.

I was at the book store looking at maxim when I gave the guy next to me a Stinky Pierre

by Girth Brooks2010 December 21, 2010

2 piece mcrubbit

Similar to titty fucking but done on another mans ball sack.

Kirk oiled up Charles' balls and gave him a 2 piece mcrubbit.

by Funk Doctor Scott February 4, 2015

dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.

My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.

by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010

piece of cake

something very easy to do

Beating the Grapple Guardian in Metroid Prime 2 (Echoes) is a piece of cake.

by Light Joker February 8, 2005

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan presents Good Morning Britain, and is controversial as hell. He used to present Britain’s Got Talent but he got fired, probably because he isn’t at all talented himself.

Piers Morgan is an idiot

by The Boiled Egg December 23, 2017