The act of using a White Claw Spiked Seltzer as a telephone to reach your nearest White Claw neighbor at any function. The phoneclaw can only be made with a White Claw beverage. Be careful, as you may begin a conference claw.
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A cheap phone that you only give the number to whores, so that they don't bother you on your regular phone.
by Kate the Great 127 December 16, 2008
Get the whore phone mug.Cell Phone Pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. When you are not paying attention, they will magically call India, spam votes for someone on American Idol, and try to download a movie to your iPhone. When you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.
Customer: "There's no way in hell I went over my daytime minutes! I never go over! It must have been the cell phone pixies."
Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
by magicchalkboard December 19, 2009
Get the Cell Phone Pixies mug.a lame excuse for talking to numerous girls via text...: one person owns a "nice phone" and his friends use it to txt their girlfriends
Marahh: Jason why are u txting so many girls on your phone
Jason: its a community phone my friends share it with me
Marah: yea i bet....
Jason: its a community phone my friends share it with me
Marah: yea i bet....
by evades muy sexyy 6969 June 23, 2010
Get the community phone mug.Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.
Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.
by mdman September 5, 2012
Get the Cell Phone Drift mug.When someone uses the hands-free speaker-phone feature on their phone then holds it in their hand and up to their mouth like it was a piece of pizza they are about to take a bite of.
"Is that guy driving about to take a bite out of his phone?!?"
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."
by ZUUL42 October 31, 2015
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