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The Troja Philosophy

-noun
1. The idea that high school relationships are quixotic due to the fact that having a boyfriend/girlfriend in 9-12 grade rarely ever ends in lasting commitment and often results in the end of a good friendship.
2. The belief that there is really “no point” to making a close friend of the opposite sex any more than a friend and that the only “benefits” you should get from a friend are encouragement and someone to talk to.
1. She stubbornly asserted that having no social life was not the only reason she adhered to the Troja Philosophy.
2. The two became great friends, knowing that their belief in the Troja Philosophy would keep their friendship from getting complicated or stressful.
by Harry Derman November 5, 2012
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philosophy

low-key useless thing; a study of life and it's meaning and the world which is quite impossible to perfect
person 1: hey what are u studying at uni?
person 2: oh i'm studying philosophy it's boring tho
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If Justified Perogatives Mean Philosophy Then Being Esoteric Is THe Opposite Of THat, I
If Justified Perogatives Mean Philosophy Then Being Esoteric Is THe Opposite Of THat, I
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Philosophy

An activity concerning the inquiry of knowledge that we still use to get dates with nerds we otherwise have no respect for.
I wasn't sure it would work, but when I told that nerd I was in a philosophy class about Sartre, she squealed like a pig for me.
by The Goodman Scholar May 24, 2016
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experimental philosophy

Peter: Hey John, I'm studying experimental philosophy!

John: That's cool! I studied bullshit too in college!
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Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
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