The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.
Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
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Get the Petycash mug.Person A: Person C and Person D are fighting again.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
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Get the petty fight mug.A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
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