high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

perpitrate

a person that trys to get with somebody's girl friend. Also, the act of perpin' and a perpitrater, same thing, etc.

Yo Tim, Steve was tryin to perpitrate, I saw him grab you're girl's ass. Knock that fuckin perp out.

by skillfulguy April 29, 2003

permissive society

a society in which social norms become increasingly liberal with regards to sexual freedom

we live in a very permissive society

by sweetlolipop February 7, 2018

Perkit

An even better way of saying perfect. The word Perkit can also be used for something that is close to perfect and something that is cute.

"That cat is so perkit!" "Our teacher said that out project is perkit." "This is perkit!"

by Equalic April 17, 2019

Permino

A gay horny asshole who fucked Helena twice

Permino is gay

by Lettuce(liam) November 19, 2019

PS permission

Someone who doesn't have the authority to give you permission to fuck a mentally retarded in the group home he lives at giving you permission to fuck a retard.

Michelle is a child killer and gave Kendra PS permission to fuck a mentally retarded in the group home in which they work. Michelle doesn't have that authority but she does it because her sons are retarded or something also and instead of doing her job she abuses her position to offer up her friends to the Disabled because it's dick is big. Michelle will be the one who lives with it for the rest of her life after the others are punished.

by Hym Iam January 3, 2021

Permified

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up

guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!

by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012