Ten Percenter

A "Ten Percenter" is a frequent patron of casinos and horse/dog racing tracks who will cash your winnings

(if over the $600 taxable limit) for you, putting himself down as the winner, then paying you.

For this service, the Ten Percenter charges you 10%.

That way, you do not have to report the winnings.

This practice is illegal, but it happens. If you are
"connected", you will know who the Ten Percenters are.

Mikey: "I just won 5 g's on the 10 horse !"
Bob: "what's that after taxes ?"
Mikey: "taxes ? I'll giv it to Vin.

He's the Ten Percenter in this joint."

by baby shanks777 March 22, 2011

Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.

Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010

Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash

"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle

by blackpowder1776 June 10, 2010

Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.

That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.

by Anonymousara March 21, 2011

porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.

Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.

by anymm July 9, 2014

Perel

Perel is a thing that is attracted to unicorns.

A perel

by Shitballz June 23, 2018

Porcelain Club

Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.

Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.

by bjhawk August 21, 2018