Bear Paw

A Bear paw is the male act of ejaculating on your hand after oral sex, then slapping your partner in the face with your sperm covered hand.

I was getting head and she wanted me to go on her face, but I thought that was pretty gross so I gave her a Bear Paw

by trallplayer017 June 19, 2007

fox paw

en error, a mistake (from faux pas, pronounced foe paw)

It was a fox paw to think that they came to repair a leak.

by Light Joker October 26, 2005

The Monkey Paw

The named ascribed to a mythical creature which is behind all bad things that happen to you in the country of Pakistan. The Monkey Paw is a common urban legend for which locals place blame on for issues ranging from food poisioning to problems with local authorities to running out of hot water at the crappy house you live in. Bottom line? It's freaking everywhere!

Boy did I really get sick last night; the freaking Monkey Paw just reached up and grabbed my colon. The Money Paw snagged me last night as I passed through Customs... I didn't know alcohol was illegal! Its like The Monkey Paw just pushes cars on to the wrong side of the road in this country!

by kukotraveler October 18, 2012

Farty Paw

The aft of corralling the stank of one's flatulence into the cup of one's hand to then offer to a nearby dog, cat, bitch, etc... Similar to dutch oven mitt but more for dogs, as they love it!

Mangus come get your farty paw you love to smell so much!

by ReverendOlaf December 30, 2011

wolf paw

The man’s version of the infamous “camel toe”. When a man’s underwear/pants/shorts are so tight they leave a noticeable “print” in the crotch.

“Dan, what are you looking at?”

“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”

by Mattg1986 April 15, 2021

Kicker paws

When you are on your period during the full moon—- you grow your legs into kicker paws aka dog back legs because you have to run quick to get food

It’s a fool moon where my kicker paws

by OnlyBS October 24, 2019

Paw print

A commonly used term for talking about pads on animals, such as cats.

for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!

for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.

by Feralinx June 12, 2019