Prison vagina

When a man has a goatee and gives blow jobs in prison.

Man look at that dudes prison vagina. I like a little hair around my hole.

by Egwiz January 12, 2017

recursive parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym and which is the same as the original acronym.

GNU is an acronym for "GNU's Not Unix." When the derivative acronym is expanded, the original acronym is repeated indefinitely. (Computer and Information Science)

"Yeah, and then he says to me, 'Did you notice that "GNU" is a recursive parsonym?'" "Like I give a f***." "What a flake."

by dreadsocks December 17, 2007

Turkish Prison Riot

The subsequent chaos that ensues when an individual turns the lights on and off repeatedly in a mens locker room. Especially chaotic after a gym class or hot day.

I leaned up against the light switch and accidentally started a turkish prison riot again.

by Hardun tucker February 18, 2018

go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.

by OhGeeP April 17, 2011

prison bitch

a convict who is used for sex by his/her butch

the "catcher" in gay prison sex; the submissive

sometimes gets pimped out for some smokes, a jug of toilet wine, and a Snickers

"We is cell mates and being cell mates is like being marries. What do you wanna be -- the husband or the wife?"

"The husband ..."

"Then come over here AND SUCK YOUR WIFE'S DICK or I'll stab your ass, prison bitch!"

by Da Nastee One December 7, 2006

prison

State pen, where the condemned prisoners are serving life in prison or gotten the death penalty. Not a nice place to go.

Oswald State Prison or Oz, is really fictional prison, they just sugar-coat about what prison life is really like.

by Saints September 18, 2003

prison rape

The funniest thing that cold ever happen to a sex offender

(1) Dude! Did you hear what happened to that Penn State coach? He got fucked in the shower last night! HAHAHAHAHA! Karma's a bitch, now he is one too!!!!!!

(2) In order to prevent prison rape, one must hold on to that soap and not drop it!

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016