Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.
The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.
by Alex Stockwell September 27, 2008
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(the following was actually in a magazine)
"So, Paris, how was Europe?"
"Europe was like, awesome! Except everyone spoke French there."
I want to meet Paris Hilton so I can shoot her in the knees.
"So, Paris, how was Europe?"
"Europe was like, awesome! Except everyone spoke French there."
I want to meet Paris Hilton so I can shoot her in the knees.
by mehhh157 August 15, 2006
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Paris Hilton: Hey, do you want to have it with me?
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Paris Hilton: You must have misunderstood me, do you want to have you-know-what with me?
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Guy: No
Paris Hilton: You must have misunderstood me, do you want to have you-know-what with me?
Guy: I can hear you, I just dont want to do it with a...ummm...sorry, what species you?
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by Andrea Tardelie July 10, 2007
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by Lauren Mc February 16, 2009
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by Laslo August 18, 2006
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