straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.

Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.

by Jules88 January 8, 2012

paramedic

we are not freaking ambulance drivers...we are the people in the back of the truck who save ur life..and will stick a 12g needle in ur hand if u call us one..or call us for a stumped toe!!

honey the ambulance drivers are here to take u to the hospital..WRONG!! should be.....honey the paramedics and emts are here to save ur sorry ass who can walk to the ambulance

by amberNB November 21, 2007

join the black parade

To die/kill yourself, taken from the song/album by My Chemical Romance.

"My iPod totally joined the black parade yesterday, and I just got it last month! wtf!"


"I'm going to join the black parade if I fail this test, not even kidding."

by kbw October 14, 2008

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

Paratroop Park

When a passenger jumps out of your car to stand in a parking space that has opened up behind or across the street while you pull the car around.

"We thought we would never find a spot but Matt got us a rockstar paratroop park right out front for me."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Ninja Parade

Ninja Parade? What is a Ninja Parade???

Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?

Joe: No

No one hears about the Ninja Parade

by Drew-bie October 27, 2008

9x19mm Parabellum

The caliber used commonly for all handguns chambered for 9mm. The origins of the caliber are from Germany. This caliber was used in the nazi's Walther P38's.

Today 9x19mm Parabellum is used in all kinds of 9mm handguns, even various submachine guns.

"9mm is thee common name for this caliber."
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004