the f in orphan

the f in orphan stands for family

person one: what is dark humor?
person two: the f in orphan stands for family
person one: wait, there is no f..... oh

by RandomAnvil December 23, 2020

Facebook orphan

A child whose parents neglect them in favor of facbook.

bob now has to drive himself to school because he is a facebook orphan.

by bobyo August 28, 2009

Thai Orphan/ Bride

A small thai woman who goes for anywhere from $5 a night.

Lisa is a Thai orphan/ Bride.

by The Jets- Frank The Tank May 5, 2011

LA Orphan

Someone who left their friends and family to move to Los Angeles.

Jason was an LA orphan before I invited him to hang with us.

by violetpolkadots December 26, 2014

Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.

Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.

by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018

Corporate Orphan

Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.

Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(

by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022

holiday orphan

A holiday orphan is someone who is forced to spend a holiday alone because they have no immediate family living in the same city or state where they live.

I am a holiday orphan forced to spend this Thanksgiving and Christmas alone because I live in North Carolina all of my family resides back in Wisconsin.

by C Tasch November 24, 2022