The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021
Get the Cunch Puntmug. by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019
Get the muff puntmug. A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2
Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*
Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
All-star: *left bumper spamming*
Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021
Get the imp puntmug. “Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
by FPunterman January 23, 2020
Get the Fuck-Puntedmug. by Bonemasonary August 1, 2018
Get the Punt this hingmug. When your a stupid cunt
by Ogle google April 4, 2022
Get the punt nuggetmug. The act of kicking a female in the crotch, so hard, she drops like a man who was kicked in the balls.
by The Holland Sisters June 14, 2021
Get the Cunt Puntmug.