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Jaws of life

When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.
Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
by Grim_Gym January 6, 2009
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The Meaning Of Life

1 . he meaning of life scientifically is to reproduce and then die.

2. to find ways to make money and then die.

3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.

4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.

5. Nothing.

6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.
by kristen June 28, 2003
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Fog of Life

During the day, when you are bored, you look outside the windows from your house. You see nothing but fogs. You, all quietly by yourself, asked, "What is the meaning of life?" Therefore, you decided it is time to walk in the fog. You walked outside, but you can't perceive any physical object except the slow lingering fog. Being surrounded by the fog, you look up the sky in searching for the sun's effort in piercing through the dense fog. As you're looking up, you whispered, "What is the meaning of life." Slowly, you look back down and you see yourself standing in a beautiful place; something that is beyond your dream. The fogs will erase the horrid image of society and temporary place the beauty of your thoughts in reality hence giving you a feeling of "the good life."
5:00 AM: I wasn't able to sleep all night. It was foggy outside. I sat by myself reading philosophy books and peaking out my window after reading a page.

7:00 AM: I started sipping on bitter wine, solving mathematical proofs, and smoking from my hookah while still waiting for the fogs to lift.

8:00 AM: I took a stroll outside of my quiet neighborhood. I think to myself, "What is the meaning of life."

8:01 AM: The fogs viciously collapse. I shut my eyes and cower down the floor in my state of fear.

??:?? AM/PM: I standing in the center at a beautiful trance concert held at some night club. By inspection, the night club was somewhere around 400 feet up in the starry sky surrounded by other buildings. The sound of trance music was very pleasant to the ears. I was surrounded by people in anime costumes and raving outfits. They were so nice. Life has gotten better. I started dancing in the fog of life! I was so amazed at the surroundings that I failed realize I was wearing a Dark Magician costume. Immediately after the realization my Dark Magician costume, a girl in a Dark Magician Girl costume asked me to dance with her. We danced the night away. Suddenly, my dream vaporizes and…

2:35 PM: I found myself resting on the hospital bed with several tubes jacked into my lifeless body. They drug tested me. The doctor asked, "Are you on any drugs?" I replied directly, "THE FOG OF LIFE"
by BenchMax345 January 18, 2010
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The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is to transcend language. That way you will not be worrying so much about what "the meaning of life" means.
What life Mr & Mrs Zombie.
by Agent Slacker August 23, 2003
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game of life

The game of life originates in Australia. Those who respond to a question with the possessive form of the word "mine" must do 10 pushups only people in the game do pushups and joining the game is a life long oath to do the pushups.
- "who's receipt is this?"
--"mine"...

game over.
"game of life bro"
by danmaan January 7, 2014
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circle of life

cumming on someones face and wiping it across their forehead while whispering "Simba"
1:you have cum on your forehead
2: yea that guy cave me the circle of life last night
by fuckshitcockass October 25, 2009
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meaning of life

a very hard set of words to define, answered only in 2003 by renouned scholar Irag. Irag found that life's meaning was also synomymous with the number of dimensions in the universe. That is, of course, 42.
by Anonymous June 4, 2003
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