not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

by Dennis The Tiger January 31, 2005

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

life's a destination not a journey

What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!

A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".

by Cont78 August 31, 2009

I'm not a slut line

Where a woman, presumably a slut, makes an assertion, either verbally or by actions, towards her lack of promiscuity during the course of a sexual act with a complete stranger.

Dude, she was sucking on his dick five minutes after meeting him and was then uncomfortable with removing her bra as he was moving too fast, thats a I'm not a slut line if i ever heard one.

by Slaalaikum August 20, 2009

"it's not a masterpiece", it's a ✨mistake✨

it is a mistake.

:) user (4 months ago)
"it's not a masterpiece", it's a ✨mistake✨

by zenvio January 18, 2022

Notarangelo

A greasy Italian man who lies

"Uh, hey asshole, so ____(insert italian name here) told me you fucked my sister."

"Hahaha, well hes a fuckin notarangelo dude, I fucked your father"

by Purveyor of Truth 2 April 22, 2009

Notaversary

An anniversary that would have happened if you were still with your last meaningful partner in a relationship.

I don't think I want to go out tonight, it's my and Lisa's one year Notaversary.

by EPucci June 8, 2016