Nostaljerk

1: When you revisit a piece of pornographic material that you "frequented" as a child, and have a sesh to relive the past.

2: When you masturbate to a piece of pornography that is at least fifteen years old.

"Hey have you ever seen Deep Throat?"

"Hell yes, I had a nostaljerk to that just last week. Those girls were very hairy back then."

by Droopy Scrouge November 7, 2009

Nostalgia

Minecraft Xbox 360 Edition title update 11

Me when going back to tu11: Nostalgia overdose Nostalgia overdose OH GOD!

by Me will make t bad be die April 30, 2020

Nostalgia

What makes EXes have sex.

"What's up!"
"Hey, I think becky and I kinda got caught up in a nostalgia so we had sex yesterday after the mixer."

by SHREW D April 23, 2010

nostalgicunt

Nostalgicunts are kids between the ages of 13-15 who will go out of there way on youtube comment sections, specifically music videos, to tell everyone that they were born in the wrong generation, and will proceed to denounce any post 2000 music they can. Like Weeaboos, nostalgicunts will denounce their own culture (their whole timeline in this case) And will just be complete fags in the comment section who think they know everything about the 80s and the 90s because they found their parent's dusty nirvanna album on the coffee table one day. Nostalgicunts can often be distinguished as kids who wear often what they think is the attire kids wore in the mid to late 90s. They usually will have a Green Day, Nirvana, or Pink Floyd shirt to top it off. You can easily find these asswipes infecting your local record store, and trust me, they are everywhere now and days.

Nostalgicunt: "How can you guys listen to this crapstep electro garbage bullcrap! maybe you should try listening to a nirvanna record some time and you will see real music!"

Youtube Commenter: "Kid, shut the fuck up. No one cares."

by Th3rd July 1, 2015

nostalgia boner

When you get a boner from something you forgot but now remember

John told me about his nostalgia boner he had last night before having sex with Mary.

by Fireside56 January 31, 2014

nostalgia horny

When you are horny for a past experience

Dude i was just laying there when a song got me nostalgia horny for my old girl

by APTtjd April 14, 2019

Mathematica Nostalgia

Thoughts of yesteryear that remind you of those times when you longed for math to be an optional school subject, or hoped that your math teacher would be abducted by aliens.

Seeing her two boys struggle with the most disliked school subject evokes feelings of mathematica nostalgia in Mrs. Paul, who suffered from mathophobia when faced with brain-unfriendly word problems.

by MathPlus April 18, 2018