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Nookie

Word for any form of affection. Major nookie is everything up to and including sexual intercourse of any kind; minor nookie can be as minute as holding hands or giving a significant other googoo eyes.
I havn't gotten nookie in ages, but I'm hoping to when Sam takes me out to the movies next friday.
by Katy_Rea February 7, 2007
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Nookie Hookey

Skipping work and other responsibilities for the sole purpose of having sex. Preferably illicit sex with someone other than your spouse or significant other.
Dude, don't tell anyone I totally played nookie hookey with my new neighbor.
by Omega in Colorado October 15, 2010
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Noggie

A small, furry creature that lives on the island of Nog. All noggies are genetically identical except for tail length and gender.
My science teacher: "If one noggie with with a dominant genotype for long tail mates with noggie that has a recessive..."

The class: "zzzz..."
by The Only Andy Christ February 7, 2018
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schloopy noogen

the act of putting a males testicles into a anus directly after having anal sex.
John Welsh gave Garrett Kamph a schloopy noogen.
by Dan Boyle Jr June 18, 2008
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Nookie Badge

Love bite

When someone marks you as their territory by sucking on your neck or other visible area, leaving a sign to other potential suitors that you have recently had relations

An ugly purple bruise that happens when someone sucks on an area of skin with gusto, bursting the capillary blood vessels just below the surface

An off putting sign that is usually seen on teenagers and adolescents. Often worn as a badge of honour in friendly circles until it drives away the wearers next would be date with revulsion.

A way for sluts to mark their exploits or conquests.

A way for people to tell that the wearer sleeps around and may not be a suitable safe sexual partner.

Do not let anyone suck on your neck unless you are in a relationship with them.

The same principle as cattle branding, you are owned until the mark heals which can be as long as a month if the person sucking knows what they are doing.

Similar results can be achieved by using a hoover to suck on your neck or pinching and twisting with extreme force bursting the blood vessels just below the skins surface.
Oh shit i never realised the bitch gave me a "nookie badge" until she left. How am i gonna pass this off to my girlfriend?

You - "Babe, i swear it was my mates with the hoover, they pinned me down and attacked my neck"

Babe - "Lying bastard, i know you been with that slut up the street"
by Wilbo Baggins November 15, 2010
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Noodies

Two or more persons who are nood is some form.
Noodies 2 or more naked pictures/people.
by agbsek July 5, 2009
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Noojie

A feminine, possibly homosexual Indian boy who is very annoying. If you are within earshot, you will be made aware of all his problems.
Noojie: You know who pisses me off today? (commences 30 minute explanation).
by GHERTY December 17, 2010
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