a nemo

The act of dipping the male genitalia into a fish tank, then proceeding to get the genitalia stuck in the water filter.

Last night I did a nemo and had to go to the hospital.

by wow!?#* March 9, 2020

finding nemo

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

by mike hamilton December 10, 2003

Nemoid

A slang word originating in Mississauga, Canada, that is used to describe any person, animal, act or thing that is thought of as cute. A sentance containing the word nemoid often starts with aww.

Aww, Emma is such a lil nemoid!

by - December 20, 2004

nomotion

The backhanded bitch cousin of the promotion. You get more work, responsibilities, and pressure but no pay increase or benefits.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Nemo Titty

When a girl has one breast that is drastically smaller then the other. Usually a size difference of atleast 2 cup sizes.

That girl had that crazy small nemo titty.

by Nemotitty April 26, 2009

Nemo

a perverted little clown fish who touched a butt

Nemo:"I'm brave!"
*touches the butt*
*butt jiggles*
"ooh-YAAAA!"

by thegoodboi123 August 26, 2019

Nemo

The opposite of Omen. Nemo spelt backwards spells Omen, so likewise, the definition is backwards as well.

Definition of Omen: anything perceived or happening that is believed to portend a good or evil event or circumstance in the future

So, Nemo would mean something that has already happened.

Person 1: It's a bird of ill omen.
Person 2: It's already happening... It's a bird of ill nemo.

by Resent of ijji Gunz April 29, 2010