somebody come scratch my balls 

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

somebody come scratch my balls by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

suck my balls

To Suck MY Balls Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taralyn loves To suck My balls

suck my balls by DICK LICKER September 7, 2008

Fuck My Balls 

"Fuck My Balls", An alternative to the popular "Fuck My Life", used to describe something that pisses you off so much you would like someone to painfully squeeze your balls repeatedly into an orifice.

*Get killed by a noob tubing idiot on MW2* "Fuck My Balls!!"

Fuck My Balls by TestOfOath March 27, 2010

Bury my balls.

Having sex.

I haven't had sex in awhile and need to BURY MY BALLS.

Bury my balls. by dchella October 14, 2020

ouch my balls hurt 

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.

Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out

ouch my balls hurt by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

Dissolve my Balls 

When ya homie hits the spot just right

"Dissolve the Balls"

Bro 1: Hey man my back itches, can you Dissolve my Balls?
Bro 2: I gotchu man

Dissolve my Balls by Nerd404 October 9, 2021

bet my balls to the barn door 

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

bet my balls to the barn door by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021