When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)
by lithalweapon October 27, 2011
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It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.
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I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!
by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018
Get the Mocha Mustache mug.A mustache grown during a military deployment.
Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.
It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.
It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.
Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.
It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.
It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.
Pvt: "Did you see LT's deployment mustache?"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"
by A Soldier. November 2, 2018
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Get the Minshew mustache mug.The act of riding your partner backside while hee-hawing and using your fake Latin accent to scare/urge her to try and get away creating a see-saw motion across the floor,porch or bed.
Bro 1, I pulled the gnarliest chilean mustang last night.
Bro 2 . Dude ! I nut so hard when I employ that maneuver, but it’s very hard to get consent for.
Bro1. I know I had to date this bitch all week.
Bro 2 . Dude ! I nut so hard when I employ that maneuver, but it’s very hard to get consent for.
Bro1. I know I had to date this bitch all week.
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by Frackner December 25, 2016
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