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awkward mustache

When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)
I hate that I can't grow a real mustache so I have to shave my awkward mustache all the time.
by lithalweapon October 27, 2011
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minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.
by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014
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Mocha Mustache

When a girl puts the dick in her mouth after buttsex and shit ends up on her upper lip.
I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!
by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018
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Deployment Mustache

A mustache grown during a military deployment.

Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.

It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.

It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.
Pvt: "Did you see LT's deployment mustache?"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"
by A Soldier. November 2, 2018
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Minshew mustache

The hottest thing you will ever see
Man, I wish I had a minshew mustache
by Barney Andfriends November 1, 2019
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chilean mustang

The act of riding your partner backside while hee-hawing and using your fake Latin accent to scare/urge her to try and get away creating a see-saw motion across the floor,porch or bed.
Bro 1, I pulled the gnarliest chilean mustang last night.

Bro 2 . Dude ! I nut so hard when I employ that maneuver, but it’s very hard to get consent for.
Bro1. I know I had to date this bitch all week.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
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SVT Cobra Mustang

The most badass not giving a single fuck car ever built. Comes with 4.6 Liter Supercharged V8 that's Garunteed to destroy any and all Ricers. It's the car version of that one bad bitch you always wanted in high school. It's a car that looks like it's straight from hell, and drives like it too.
You see that SVT Cobra Mustang? Badass Car.
by Frackner December 25, 2016
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