melsexual

Straight. But gay for Melanie Martinez.

oh wow after seeing melanie martinez. i’m now melsexual.

by sevxnnah March 21, 2020

Mulesplosion

During a sexual act (most likely doggy style), right before the man climaxes he's kicked viciously in the scrotum, causing an explosive and painful orgasm.

Dude, I was almost there, and then she reared back and kicked me in the junk! Had a total mulesplosion!

by Laro Denied May 19, 2020

Muller move

Spreading false rumors by making it sound legitimate.

Now thats a classic muller move

by SuiRui June 8, 2020

mullenly

Very adorable person from the TakeAwaySMP, they’re amazing.

Person1: have you heard about Mullenly?
Person2: yes! They’re amazing.

by PavementRyan August 21, 2021

mugsexual

someone who is sexually attracted to a coffee mug (Abdullah Shoaib 12D)

i am a mugsexual

by DictionaryOfWeirdAssShit September 22, 2021

Mulled Prawn

A freshly douched vagina.

The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.

I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)

1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.

by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011