mongole

Word used by french canadian to define someone stupid. It's also a pejorative for people affected by the hydrocephalus disease.

a- Si y saute les 20 marches, c'est un esti de mongole.
b- Pour mes travaux communautaire, j'ai été obligé de m'occuper de mongoles dans une maison de fou.

by Nihb June 13, 2005

Mongolians

shitty wall tearing people who have no life but to fuck the chinese in every way posible

GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS. God dammit, why do every time chinese people try to build up a wall, mongolian people have to come and nock it down!

by 1337peeper September 21, 2005

mongolian surprise

when you take a shit in the public showers

i was going to shower but somebody left a mongolian surprise

by mikecw December 25, 2008

mongolian overbite

eating the twig and the berrys; blow job where not only the cock is swallowed so is the ball sack; eating the frank and the beans

she suckeed my balls and my dick at the same time, she called it a mongolian overbite

by billy blumpkin September 23, 2005

mongolian super buffet

The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.

I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.

by whatttttt December 25, 2007

Mongo

A lovable, quite stupid, giant super strong heavyweight character from Mel Brook's film "Blazing Saddles" who converts from evil to good.

"Candygramfor Mongo...."

by ax cia om n SA DI NR int'el co September 24, 2016

mongolian facemask

When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.

"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"

"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."

by DaxTheDestroyer June 19, 2016