Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

dirty mooch

Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds

I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch

by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020

mooch

One who comments on an article or post with a link usually having nothing to do with the topic of discussion

Original Post: *says something funny

Commenter 1: Hahaha love it!

Commenter 2: Omg YESSSSS

Mooch: Check out this cover and help us get some recognition

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?otherextraneousurlcrap

by Icepick-37 July 28, 2015

Mooching

The described act, colloquially known as "fecal-oral transmission via anilingus and subsequent oral contact," involves the oral consumption of fecal matter from an individual of African descent, followed by the transfer of said fecal matter to another individual's oral cavity through intimate contact, typically via kissing, perpetuating the cycle of transmission.

An example of mooching could involve Person A performing analingus on Person B, who accidentally ingests fecal matter during the act. Later, without proper hygiene measures, Person B kisses Person C, transferring the fecal matter and any associated pathogens from Person A to Person C's oral cavity, thus facilitating the potential transmission of infectious agents.

by EDD97 March 24, 2024

Mooch

Going around looking for something you like and then steeling it.

She wanted to go for a Mooch for our first date.

by Brummy scum February 12, 2022

Hooch Mooch

Someone who freeloads other people's alcohol.

Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."

by Maveryq December 2, 2020

Mooch

Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.

Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.

by BSSmith June 3, 2020