The Mongoose

The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Mongolian Wet Hammer

the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate

Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.

by nickademas_and_john_wayne December 31, 2011

mongole

Word used by french canadian to define someone stupid. It's also a pejorative for people affected by the hydrocephalus disease.

a- Si y saute les 20 marches, c'est un esti de mongole.
b- Pour mes travaux communautaire, j'ai été obligé de m'occuper de mongoles dans une maison de fou.

by Nihb June 13, 2005

monging

The act of just relaxing and chilling out, sometimes (though not necessarily) whilst or after having partaken in the smoking of Cannabis.

Monging usually takes place around the house however could occur in any comfortable exterior location of choice, e.g. sauna, field, hottub, etc.

Origin presumed to be from mong as in the act that such a person performs.

I'm gonna go mong for a bit.

He's just been monging about all day.

She just mongs all day, never does any work.

by CS84 July 7, 2007

Mongolians

shitty wall tearing people who have no life but to fuck the chinese in every way posible

GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS. God dammit, why do every time chinese people try to build up a wall, mongolian people have to come and nock it down!

by 1337peeper September 21, 2005

mongolian surprise

when you take a shit in the public showers

i was going to shower but somebody left a mongolian surprise

by mikecw December 25, 2008

Moegonzer

Charlie Ulandorf

Charlie Ulandorf is a moegonzer

by gonzer memos January 12, 2022