mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003

Mock

A clever blend of monster and cock defining a penis of gargantuan proportion. Generally seen among African American Men. Referring to both length and girth, a mock can be viewed either as appealing or revolting, or erotically both at the very same time.

Mockerena- the act of thrusting forward and backward, resulting in a dead-weight like flop. this pendulum motion can be paramount in thin pants with no underwear.

catch phrases: "solid as a mock" "a mock to remember" "sidewalk mock" "New York NickerMOCKERS" "rock out with your mock out"

BIG DICK HEAD WIT THE NECK OF AN OSTRICH.

Penis like a russian missile pussy is the target. Mock.

by Mighty Joe Hung April 22, 2011

mockasian

a white person (caucasian) who thinks they're asian

That friggin mockasian threatened to poke my eyes out with his chopsticks.

by LaLa-artpd4 December 28, 2005

Micksplain

A more insidious form of mansplaining. In this case Mick West will proceed against all logic to explain to one what they experienced. In the Marvel Universe Mick West attained a form of Bizaro Clairvoyance while spinning in his office chair programming Tony Hawk to do 1020 rotations in mundane spaces. The constant spinning had an effect on his inner ear. Coupled with the lack of sleep from trying to meet corporate deadlines Mick entered an altered state sometime in late 2002. He has never fully awakened from that dream state, as he continues to explain to people what the reality they experienced really was.

Here is a case of Lue Elizondo getting the Micksplain by the man himself after recounting how a team of engineers investigated the videos released: "The reason Go Fast is claimed as something extraordinary is that Elizondo or his associates did not do the math. They assumed it showed what it looked like, and hence you end up with it being shown on "Unidentified" as a super-fast cold object. So he got kind of locked in."

by #UFOTwitter May 23, 2021

mockasian

playing on the stereotype that Asians are smart- a white person (caucasian) that is studious, works hard, and is successful

In my algebra class, only 5 people were asian and the rest were mockasian.

by LiLaLi December 28, 2005

mock penis

a huge clit that is so big it resembles a penis

elaine has a mock penis bro!

by knothecode August 5, 2006

mockanockin

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.

"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"

by fred March 15, 2005