Micro Unit

A bitch (or bloke) that is small in terms as height, but is so fat they could crush the entire Vatican city.

Woah dat bitch is a fucking micro unit!
You fucking micro unit!

by Analbumparty_1233 June 6, 2019

Micro-meltdown

Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices

LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.

by Chebsac October 26, 2020

Micro-Ghetto

Micro-Ghetto aka Pocket-Ghetto: When in a relatively nice neighborhood, there is a block, apartment complex where junkies, losers and dummies dwell. There are no gunfights in a micro-Ghetto, guns cost money. Instead the inhabitants of a Micro-Ghetto use cats to spray one another, every now and then a dog deuce will be tossed. Also. most of the drug dealers that live in a micro-ghetto live with there Mamma.

Hey, nice park, oh pretty trees, look their an elderly couple sharing a Froyo. Oh Crapola! We took a right into the micro-ghetto. Quick, turn around before we drive by the dozen chain smokers sitting on curb.

by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018

Micro prince

A short male.
Synonym of short king.

There are many benefits to dating dating a micro prince such as myself

by Drangonslayer55 February 23, 2023

Micro CV

A very small CV that only contains employment history/education history that relates to the job being applied for.

"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".

by EmploymentAdvisor April 27, 2021

micro craves

The strong sexual desire for a small dick or vi-jj.

I really have those MICRO CRAVES right now

by jdash-youready September 25, 2014

Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope

Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick

by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018