by jdash-youready September 25, 2014
Get the micro craves mug.The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023
Get the Micro-Fuck mug.Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
Get the Micro marriage mug.Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.
by Lindsaygotallthemoves June 27, 2016
Get the micro-grips mug.Micro-passion is a technical term to describe an extremely specific, individualized passion that can't be called a hobby and doesn't align with a life goal.
by NoFreeDefinitions August 29, 2023
Get the Micro-Passion mug.A micro-dater is one who dates for the short term simply for the sake of dating; a micro-dater will have numerous partners over a short amount of time and will have no qualms about continuing this pattern.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.
"Wow, is that Frank's third girlfriend this month?"
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."
by Schipotle April 5, 2010
Get the micro-dater mug.He loved the kids he did that’s why they called him Mirco Jackson
Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael
Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael
by ToxicFury135 April 28, 2023
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