mallardy

An affliction which causes a woman to make a duckface when posing for a photo.

"What is Stacy doing with her lips in all her pics? She looks like a fucking duck!"
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."

by poppingivy May 20, 2014

Mallet Dick

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.

Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button

by #Splashback March 19, 2015

mallard

An old east coast term for a hundred dollar bill used mainly by the lumpenproletariat .

Pete: I just lost 6 mallards in that juicy poker game down the street.
Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.

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by vastydeep March 15, 2016

Cocunut Mall'd

A Rocking Version of CoCuNuT mAlLeD. This time without the "e". E guys

Jake : H-

Rocker: YOU JUST GOT COCUNUT MALL'D

Jake: 'd?

by The D*** God October 4, 2021

sherwood park mall security

mall security which doesn’t know how to do their jobs, all they do is kick teenagers out for “loitering” everyone pretty much goes here to deal drugs, vape, or fight.

sherwood park mall security: TiMe oUt! you need to leave if your not buying anything!

teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay

by whitesuburbia April 11, 2019

mallgoth

A person (usually a teenager,) who tries to follow with the new pseudo-goth trends (usually the ones they pick up at the mall) and try to show it off like it's some sort of uber-fucking evil religion.

Hot Topic is the mallgoth's place of worship. I don't recommend going there on weekends when schools out.

by TekFox September 24, 2003

mallcore

Pathetic kids who spend all day at the mall (especially at Hot Topic), reeking of fake angst and despression and talk about how Slipknot is the greatest "death metal" band that ever lived.

You mallcore kids should shut up about stupid Slipknot and pick up a Blood Red Throne album for some real death metal.

by RID July 9, 2005