When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it
I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.
by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.
by Raydome December 15, 2008

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

by Space tent February 27, 2019

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.
girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018

by the word's man nam s'drow eht November 13, 2017
