mortgage movie

A movie or set of movies that a high-profile actor/actress performs in purely for the money. Everyone has to pay a mortgage right? Notable examples are Samuel L. Jackson (way too many to count), Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux).

Sam Jackson is headlining Formula 51? What a mortgage movie!

by woodman445 May 15, 2006

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

morte di fame

morte di fame mor-teh dee faa-meh
Italian word literally meaning "dying from starvation", but it is actually used as an insult towards someone who would do anything for money.

1. Why did Tony start selling that shit, is he morte di fame or something?

by Anthony T January 17, 2008

Mortal Kombatese

When typing something on chat or test related things, the hard c sound is replaced with k.

Chat Room:
Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma
Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!

by Tag Xanatos Iradle July 28, 2009

Jizz Mortar

Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.

I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.

by Ramsus90 November 21, 2010

postus locki morti

The act of posting a reply whilst a moderator is dropping the lock bomb on the thread in question.

Writing up a long reply to a post on an internet message board only to see the dreaded "Thread locked by a moderator"

by Og II December 28, 2004

post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.

01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."

by newtdecay December 6, 2007