mattressing

An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).

Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.

"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"

"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"

"aight"

"beer me"

by jimmiboy February 8, 2006

Mattresscide

Aiming your ejaculate at the mattress instead of releasing it inside of a female, thus risking impregnating said female.

Lebron James' father should have performed mattresscide instead of bringing that useless human into the world.

by BLKJAK June 16, 2011

matloe matress

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage

she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress

by constipated-dildos October 8, 2009

Ground Mattress

A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is often under found a male soldier.

"Did you see the ground mattress in the other platoon?"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"

by Dickie613 February 10, 2009

Mattress Actress

A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")

Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!

by Ashley McGrath July 20, 2008

Mathression

A state of depression induced by the urgence to learn extreme quantities of mathematics due to close exams.

- Dude, the party of the year starts tonight!

- Nah, not for me, I suffer a serious mathression...

- That's why I brought you this shiny Prozac-Pill!

by nednibz July 7, 2009

mattress season

The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.

Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.

by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011