Masturdating

The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.

Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.

by Qbie March 25, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Masturtating

The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.

I whipped up some instant potatoes 😋 then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Materbating

Having fun

I like Materbating with my friends.

by Black Lives matter57 June 28, 2021

Masturbating

What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.

Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!

by Squidbob October 12, 2021

Masturbating

Something you do when you need a quick fix because the real thing isn't available.

Jerry: Hey what are you up to?
Frank: I'm masturbating.
Jerry: Ok hit me up when your done.

by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022