the greatest player ever to set foot on a football ground. best even than pele. he, alone, won a world cup for argentina (mexico 86) and leaded the team to first runner up the following world cup (italy 90). although brits consider him a cheater, they can´t deny that they´re simply jealous about a man like that. not beckham, no rooney, no owen, no charlton, no whomever the fuck will appaer will match his greatness. sorry lads, better luck next life!
lineker: -oh, there goes maradona...
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.
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The act of mumbling incoherently after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Originated at the Cosmopolitan in Worcester,MA.
I was speaking O'Mara after drinking a few too many Magners on a Tuesday night.
I was speaking O'Mara after drinking a few too many Magners on a Tuesday night.
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The "maragma" is extracted from the green seeds produced by the tree, by moisturizing the seeds overnight.
The seeds are than smoked after a more extensive process.
The "maragma" is extracted from the green seeds produced by the tree, by moisturizing the seeds overnight.
The seeds are than smoked after a more extensive process.
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“Wow I met a Marabeth at this party last night. I’ve never met a girl like it.”
“Oh my God, a Marabeth? Dude I’m jealous. That’s one rare find.”
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