the Lumberjack

The lumberjack is a sexual finishing move, wherein a man is having sex with a woman doggie style. When the man is ready to finish, he wraps his legs around the woman and begins to chop her in the kidneys as though he were trying to chop down a tree. The goal of the Lumberjack is for the man to hang on until he finishes inside of the woman, while yelling "TIMBER!"

Eric was feeling especially kinky one night, so he decided he would pull the Lumberjack on Megan and chop that bitch down.

by Bob Iveson November 10, 2008

lumberjack

One who lays major wood. One who excells in the exquisite art of delivering the wood to females. Skillz would be far superior to those of regular men.

After sex female exclaims: " dam boy... U a lumberjack! I'm gonna go make u a sandwhich!"

by Mossberg July 10, 2006

Lumberjacking

The act of masturbating while someone chainsaws you

This chick blew my mind; we were lumberjacking all night!

by ChainsawGoddess October 23, 2010

lumberjack slap

you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.

Ahhh yes im gonna tap your ass till it.... ooooh yes yes !!! taste my lumber bitch. POW!

by Ryan Bailey May 13, 2005

lumberjack sandwich

When two hairy men take part in a threesome with another woman. Where the woman is confined between the two, wearing only a lumberjack jacket.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.

Two large men go and ask a woman "Hey baby, wanna go have a lumberjack sandwich?" (In a deep voice)

by Ryeguy95 January 7, 2014

lumberjack

Verb.. When feces is used as a lubricant for a hand job.

She got feces all over my bed last night when she gave me a lumberjack.

by thewoodone September 22, 2014

Lumberjacking

Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!

Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"

Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"

Danny: "Fuckin' A!"

"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"

Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"

Groot: "I am Groot!"

by Gizmo11 April 16, 2017