subspecies of human who believes he/she is top shit on turd mountain, when in all reality he/she has no respect for others and will do anything to make themselves noticed or in the spotlight, regardless of how it affects others. True bottom-feeders!
by whatchawantado August 3, 2010
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Get the dirty luana mug.Belmont's darkest moment in a decade, in which 95% of the student body went to a dance with a Hawaain theme completely hammered. 10-15 students were transported to a hospital due to huge amounts of illegal substances poisining the body. The image of Belmont will never be the same.
by Hope Peace September 8, 2005
Get the Luau Scandle mug.A small hairy animal which resides in the central belt of scotland. It is the only species known to man which is entirly lesbian. How they reproduce remains a mystery to scientists, some believe they rape more vunerable animals like a drunk beaver, or a impressionable squirl. The "luandi" is an extreamly agressive and sexualy driven animal and is responsible for 47% of all sexual attacks in scotland alone.
They are known to be unable to produce any saliva so there is usually no lubrication during the attacks.
They are known to be unable to produce any saliva so there is usually no lubrication during the attacks.
by The bastard of scotland July 3, 2019
Get the luandi mug.This interesting creature is often easily identified by their blue eyes and dark blonde or brown hair. These alpha-males always seem to be built different with no caps in sight as they come in all different shapes, sizes and attitudes.
Just one look from this sweet and charming gentalmen can easily make someone's day.
When Luan finds group of people that he likes, Luan WILL do anything to make them laugh and make them feel special, but don't take his kindness for weakness as there are reports of people disappearing after messing with Luan(DON'T FUCK WITH A LUAN).
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Just one look from this sweet and charming gentalmen can easily make someone's day.
When Luan finds group of people that he likes, Luan WILL do anything to make them laugh and make them feel special, but don't take his kindness for weakness as there are reports of people disappearing after messing with Luan(DON'T FUCK WITH A LUAN).
When Luans aren't out on the look for likable groups of people, they can be observed in their uniquely decorated rooms being GODS at card games, simping for Akame or just calmly minding their own business listing to music.
A Luan is truly one in a million, you should consider yourself lucky if you are in the daily presence of a happy Luan(the Luan likes you).
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