loopy dick

A loopy dick is a penis that can do loops and can twirl better than a ballerina. Loopy dicks are very stretchy and bendy.

Man, I had to work with the craziest mothafucker last night.
He must've had a loopy dick.

by Momdix April 7, 2017

Loopy

The feeling of not being all there after taking a medication. Your brain slows down, you can't walk straight and you are in a good mood.

I took a sleeping pill but then decided to go to a party. I had fun without drinking alcohol because I was feeling loopy from the pills.

by Katie-Katie July 3, 2018

Loopy

Can I jerk off in front of you.

He was so loopy he asked if he could jerk off in front of her.

by Joakers99 October 12, 2018

Loopy

1: means you mad fake

2:you act gay

1:Susan: I don’t like Sally she really Floopy
2: yoooo he a whole Floopy

by Surlo really? April 16, 2019

Loompoomp foot

A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.

Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.

Get those fat, wet feet out of my bed! You must have loompoomp foot!

by benbenefits April 9, 2020

loopy

an adjective used to describe someone who takes advantage of loopholes, bugs, and exploits for personal gain.

I'm loopy, finessed the fuck out of that bank. Not a scammer, but a financial magician.

by slatt+ November 2, 2020

Loompaumpa

This word is another word for periods.

I am on my loompaumpa today.

by yeetiyeeter123 November 16, 2020